This is Hermando's second and oh so insulting blog. I mean come on who threatens a guy with a petrified pinto bean?
Hola to the many fans of Hermando (and the very few fans of Jeremy).
It is I the one, only and greatest Hermando and I am here to give you an
update as to the tales that I have been twisting in Jeremy's absence.
For those of you that the ever stingy and much too short Jeremy actually
let read his first novel Faith's Tempest this will be a welcome notation
for you. We (meaning me as Jeremy's skills are unfortunately as small as
his stature) have begun writing the follow up to Faith's Tempest.
Jeremy has let only two people see the first chapter of my next masterpiece
but I am here to allow any of you who the aforementioned ever stingy and
much too short Jeremy let read the original Faith's Tempest read the first
chapter of this new work of brilliance. And it will shock you even more
that I was able to write this without a Corona or Chalupa in sight.
Now I know that you will all wish to see this so you will need to send a
note to me and let me know you would like to partake of my genius so that
you too can wish you were as brilliant and masterful as me just like the
vertically challenged Jeremy does on a regular basis.
And if you are indeed a friend of Jeremy's or claim your undying servitude
to the great Hermando and have not yet read the first book I will make Jeremy
send you the Ebook version of it to you, though it is without the artwork
presently as he and I are constantly battling over the final cover design.
I know that it should be simply a cover with my wonderful face and the utterly
pathetic Jeremy does not. I still have my burrito loaded and will end him
with a petrified pinto bean if the need does arise though. And while I am
thinking of it this may make things much easier to put a bean in his brain.
I will let you know how that turns out.
So come one, come all and pledge your undying allegiance to Hermando Escobar
Julio Baca Tango Flamingo Houghton and view my masterful work. Or if you
are a single woman leave me a picture, phone number and favorite condiment
and I will make a special accommodation for you.
On a different note Jeremy and I will be travelling to Monterey California
in August so that I may take some much needed rest and bark at the seals.
We are also making plans to visit the wonderful area known as NYC to partake
in the Live Earth Music Festival there.
So there you are my fine followers! Enjoy!
From the man that all men wish they could be and the man all women wish
they could have!
Hermando Escobar Julio Baca Tango Flamingo Houghton