If you read my blogs on my MySpace page then you know who Hermando is. If you don't then you will have no clue who he is.
So you are probably asking yourself "Who is Hermando?"
Hermando is my self absorbed, cocky, over bearing but comical alter ego. He is a relief from the normal blogs that I write and people seem to love it when Hermando decides to write to all of his "followers."
I hope you enjoy them.
For once a short blog from the way too long blogger known as Jeremy.
You may be asking yourself, why a short blog from Jeremy? And why does he keep to referring to himself in the third person?
It is because I, Hermando, Jeremy's alter ego has killed him and taken over. And it is now time for I, Hermando to tell you of a new tale of literature. I have stolen Jeremy's skill and began to use it for my own purposes.
Hence the new work by Hermando Escobar Julio Baca Tango Flamingo Houghton
aka Jeremy E. Houghton (it is much easier to use his
name even though it is not as wonderful as the great Hermando's)
I have abducted the idea of a tale of merry men on a quest for women also known as the Methodology of Masturbation.
It was at a stagnant point as the now dead Jeremy got too busy to continue, yet another reason he had to die and I had to persevere.
So I will update the personal writing website that I will leave as www.jeremyehoughton.com for simplicity sake with the opening chapter of Methodology of Masturbation also known as M.O.M. and no Hermando's mother will not mind it's abbreviation she has many methodologies of masturbation.
So be sure to check in the next day or two for the brilliance of Hermando.
Hasta La Vista Baby